Sigh. Ok, so one of our cows is very pregnant and going to be dropping a calf very soon, she’s so big it might even be 2 which is generally very bad. The problem is it’s the coldest week or the year right now. So I have to several times a day stare at a cows vagina and compare it to the memories of the day, previous days and week so I can be extra prepared when I go out at night to check if she has given birth.
This looks like a cow vagina. She’s even an orange cow.
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I will not
I won’t.
I don’t think any of us will
The joker would 😂
Nah, you’re holding it upside down, that’s the innervation of the carrllitoris.
I should call her
Glad that we’re back to this lame ass chapter of the sub instead of the lame ass chives.
IT’S AFRAID
I don’t know what kind of crusty ass dried out ussy you’ve been messing with :
I might
There’s a Yo Mama joke in there somewhere
Nuh-uh.
Nice! But can you find…the Carrotoris?
I shouldn’t
Tight.
Thats a vegan flesh light . Put it on eBay .
Hermaphrocarrot. If you cook it long enough, could probably bend it into itself
Your thumb is so close to making that carrot the happiest.
Give it about 45 minutes in boiling water and you might change your mind…
You get the beeeeeest of both wooorlds
For him and for her
Was it like that before you found it… Be honest.
https://preview.redd.it/hu8o3x8fxseg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a154548f95ef76a76bbd59f20ee8851dd6df07d
Sigh. Ok, so one of our cows is very pregnant and going to be dropping a calf very soon, she’s so big it might even be 2 which is generally very bad. The problem is it’s the coldest week or the year right now. So I have to several times a day stare at a cows vagina and compare it to the memories of the day, previous days and week so I can be extra prepared when I go out at night to check if she has given birth.
This looks like a cow vagina. She’s even an orange cow.
We ALL will
https://preview.redd.it/bhjbhvb3zseg1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430351783098f63cc611484fb64c96802c64b36e
It’s very dry looking
that poor thing need so much lube
I should call her.
A cagina if you will.
Nice presentation chef
I willn’t
So that’s what we’re gonna do today? We’re gonna carrotussy?